How To Create A Problem
99 People With 99 Problems
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I've got 99 problems but deciding which cardigan I'm going to wear today ain't one.
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I've got 99 problems but since the bin collection day changed from Monday to Wednesday, having to put the bin out on Sunday night ain't one.
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If you're balding in college I feel bad for u son, I got 99 problems but my hair follicles ain't one !
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I've got 99 problems but understanding Foucault's analysis of the panopticon ain't one. I get it. I learned about it in school.
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If you're having goal problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Boruc ain't one
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If you’re having power level problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but becoming Super Saiyan ain’t one.
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If you having Twitter drama I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a tweet aint one.
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If you're in a relationship I feel bad for ya son I got 99 problems but being emotionally dependent on another human being ain't one
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If you don't watch Game Of Thrones I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Imp ain't one. #LikeALannister
22. Some people know the source of their problems.
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If you tryin to watch Twitch on Time Warner Cable I feel bad for you son. You got 99 problems & they are all related to your choice of ISP.
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I got 99 problems and they're all facebook friend requests from people I didn't like in high school.
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I've got 99 problems and most of them involve me forgetting my user name and password.
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If you're seeing Beyoncé and Beyoncé's husband tonight, I feel good for you son. I got 99 problems and literally every one is that I am not
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I've got 99 problems and getting poked by my high school p.e coach on facebook is one of them.
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I got 99 problems but keeping stylistically consistent from page 1 to page 320 ain’t one. Wait yes it is
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them lol
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"I got 99 problems ... but this Cano negotiation is among the more significant among them."
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I got 99 problems but the one I'm definitely referring to right now is the person next to me on the megabus.
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If you're having girl truble I feel bad for you son. I got 99 prolbems and spelling is one.
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If ur havin cat problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 kittens and you can't have one
63. Some people subvert expectations.
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son/I got 99 problems but [memory cache wiped] Good morning. #perksofbeingarobot
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I got 99 problems and they're all irrelevant when compared to the infinite vastness of space that occupies everything you could ever know.
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If you havin' grill problems I feel barbecue son. I got 99 charcoals but a briquette one.
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I got 99 problems but if one of those problems should accidentally fall I've got 98 problems, sitting on the wall.
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if you're having girl problems i relate to you hon/ i got 99 problems and they're all gender specific
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If you have a urinary tract infection I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems that I've passed on to you through my DNA.
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IF YOU HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND THIS ICE CREAM MACHINE WONT FIX ITSELF SO CAN WE TALK LATER?
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I think they should change Iowa's motto to "I Got 99 Counties (and a Kitsch Quaint Fun)"
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*house crash lands* [witches feet close-up] [dorothy putting on sunglasses] i got 99 problems but a witch aint one *pop & locks off-screen*
72. Freedom is definitely not a problem.
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If you're hating on America I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 problems but freedom ain't one
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76. School, however, is a problem for a lot of people.
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I got 99 problems and a good bit of them would go away if school started a little later.
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82. As is insomnia.
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88. Some people are working through their problems.
If you're having depression problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but I'm gonna talk to my therapist and sort it all out
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I got 99 problems but white privilege ensures that they're relatively trivial or easily worked out with a therapist.
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I got 99 problems, and I should probably see a therapist about how many problems I have
93. Some people know how to fix their problems.
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I got 99 problems and 98 of them could be resolved with a nice cup of tea and a decent night's sleep
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"If you're having sleep problems I feel bad for you, son / I got 99 sedatives. Here, have one" - Jay Zzzzzzz
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How To Create A Problem
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